Slumdog wolf shirts

Two awesome things happened to me tonight. First, I finally watched Slumdog Millionaire which is, without a doubt the best film of 2008 (sorry Adam it was much better than the Dark Knight). Second Christine tipped me off about the Three Wolf Moon Tee Shirt phenomenon over on If you don't think the click is worth it here's the review that started it...

"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women... As I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives...

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. (more here)



Anthony Rochester said... 5/22/2009 11:10 pm  

oh I want to get one of those t-shirts!

The Borg said... 5/22/2009 11:50 pm  

Ha ha they are totally dirtbag 90's. I had one with planets instead of wolves.

You can also get the wolves on a towel if you want to pick up at the beach.

Jonny said... 5/23/2009 11:56 pm  

I remember a shop on Main Rd. Glenorchy that sold everything do to with wolves, including similar pictures in a frame ready for your living room or bedroom. But the stars in the picture were real lights, so you had to plug it in.

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