“At last year’s Converging Conference, Driscoll talked about standing up when you piss and I got really excited. We started a men’s-only Bible Accountability Group. It was a combination of scripture study and Muy Thai Stick Fighting."
“John Kinston ... planted Kiona Community Church ... in downtown Louisville, Kentucky. ... I had to make a tough call then and there: no more Muy Thai Stick Fighting at Kiona Community without protective face gear. I still think it might have been a spiritual compromise.”
I guess I'm going to have to be extra polite to people from Louisville, Kentucky.
Thought the satire was brilliant, but was then completely gobsmacked by how humourless people were in the comments and how the majority of them didn't seem to realise it was a satire. By the time I got to the third page I was starting to wonder if the comments themselves were satire...then realised I just needed to stop reading. :)
Too right, the comments were more amusing than the actual article (which was very funny). If it weren't for your comment, Mike, I would have thought they were fake too. Those people are just embarrassing...
Dear Lord Mark Driscoll, I know that I have been a douche bag sissy boy my whole life, and I repent of it now. Please enter my heart and change me into the ultimate fighting machine you want and need me to be in order to benefit your kingdom and make your church grow and book sales sky rocket. I willingly give you my heavy, sissified yoke and gladly take upon your light and stylish leather, pooka shell, and shark tooth choker. In your cool name, Right on.
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“At last year’s Converging Conference, Driscoll talked about standing up when you piss and I got really excited. We started a men’s-only Bible Accountability Group. It was a combination of scripture study and Muy Thai Stick Fighting."
Ha ha!
Thank you for sharing that. I needed some comic relief!
“John Kinston ... planted Kiona Community Church ... in downtown Louisville, Kentucky. ... I had to make a tough call then and there: no more Muy Thai Stick Fighting at Kiona Community without protective face gear. I still think it might have been a spiritual compromise.”
I guess I'm going to have to be extra polite to people from Louisville, Kentucky.
Thought the satire was brilliant, but was then completely gobsmacked by how humourless people were in the comments and how the majority of them didn't seem to realise it was a satire. By the time I got to the third page I was starting to wonder if the comments themselves were satire...then realised I just needed to stop reading. :)
Too right, the comments were more amusing than the actual article (which was very funny). If it weren't for your comment, Mike, I would have thought they were fake too. Those people are just embarrassing...
So more people "get" this, than they do the F1 video on my blog?
If this is the case, you are all girly men.
The scary thing is that there WERE people live blogging (or very nearly so) his Sydney appearance! John Kinston sounds kind of familiar...
LOL Freaking awesome!
This comment was classic from dontgothereanymore
Dear Lord Mark Driscoll,
I know that I have been a douche bag sissy boy my whole life, and I repent of it now. Please enter my heart and change me into the ultimate fighting machine you want and need me to be in order to benefit your kingdom and make your church grow and book sales sky rocket. I willingly give you my heavy, sissified yoke and gladly take upon your light and stylish leather, pooka shell, and shark tooth choker.
In your cool name,
Right on.