Rude Fiona's mystery
23 July 2006
What on earth could have prompted this reaction from a good friend of mine?
"I don't buy that for a minute . . . (long pause) oh, sorry, should I have been congratulatory?"Comment away...
If you actually know maybe let it run for a while please :)
tags friends, shameless self promotion
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Let me put this together scientificaly. You told Fiona something, she didn't believe you, then she realised you were serious, then had pitty on you and your situation but tried to sound positive.
Solution: "Fiona, I have decided to be a man and now wear long pants instead of shorts."
"Fiona, I decided to take up dancing ... I hear it's a good way to practice leadership skills."
"I'm tall, which can be threatening."
"I don't buy that for a minute . . . (long pause) oh, sorry, should I have been congratulatory?"
Ah, murder mystery. I like it.
I would have replied, "Would like to see just how deep the rabbit hole goes?"
or
"I've taken the red pill, passed on through the wardobe and the insanity has only just begun!"
or
"If your not online your off line!."
--Luke
;)
"Somebody told me today I have the coolest last name on earth"
"Fiona, I now have a ciberspace GF on the internet in America. And I have used my real name, address and contact details."
That's just silly, Jonny!
oh wait ...
Is that for real, Mike?!!
Maybe I know her. I DO live in the U.S. so I ought to know everyone, right?
"Fiona, ladies find me irresistibly attractive..."
(so are you going to tell us)